Designer Shoes

Happy New Year! After the popularity of the last post about crazy designer shoes, we’ve decided to bring you a second instalment – possibly even weirder than the first one! Hold onto your plimsolls, this is gonna get strange…

To start things off, a pair of shoes from probably the laziest designer in the world. These are what most people refer to…as feet. They look very much as if the designer simply couldn’t be bothered to finish making them – or even start for that matter! Perhaps I’m being unfair; maybe they were forgotten about until 25 minutes before show time, or the designer ran out of money and couldn’t afford the materials… Whatever the reason for their being, these are not good shoes.

In stark contrast to the first shoes, these are probably the most over-planned shoes in existence. In case you can’t see for yourself, they have a CD player built into the sole of the shoe… I don’t actually know whether it works or not, but I fear it may just be a fashion statement similar to wearing headphones attached to nothing around your neck. I’m not saying these are bad shoes, but they are pretty strange.

Finally, check out these pinnacles of bizarre – shoes that I refer to in my mind as “The Raptors”! With a heel that would break the ankle of the most bendy of ballerinas, these shoes are also equipped with talon-like claws or spikes that sit in the bridge of the foot, presumably to ensure one does not alter one’s frankly ridiculous pose.

Whatever next?! (This is deceptive because I already know what’s next and it’s mental).