Designer Shoes

Today we bring you a few of our favourites from our collection of strange designer shoes; the ones that made us go “Oooo…oh right”, “Is that…?” and sometimes “They can’t be real!”. It may sound like a terrible speed date, but we assure you these are real reactions to these strange shoes.

Firstly, these bizarre red numbers, apparently designed for the 0.02% of the population that could possibly ever stand up in these, let alone walk around. Aesthetics aside, I think the fundamental laws of physics, combined with simple facts about human anatomy, make these shoes somewhat redundant for anything other than brief posing sessions. It’s just a shame there aren’t many photo-shoots with “Idiocy” as their theme, otherwise these would be hot-sellers! Anyway, let’s move on; behold, our second offering:

What do you mean “that’s not a shoe”? How dare you! Can’t you see it’s…um… No, the Shoe Blog is stumped. As a piece of art, this offering really challenges the very notion of ’shoe’, forcing us to question exactly what it is to be a shoe and, hence, what it is to be a human. As a shoe, however, it sucks.

Finally these – Boxing Shoes! The latest in foot protection for those of our practising street capoeira…or the oddest shoes many of us have ever laid eyes on.

No doubt we’ll be back with more in the near future, so check back soon!