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In case the world wasn’t already too full of insecure teenagers and documentaries about fat people; designer shoes guru Christian Louboutin recently declared that Barbie (yes, the doll) has ankles that are too fat to wear his shoes. In case you’re confused and wondering why on earth a designer would be talking about a doll; this year is Barbie’s 50th anniversary and various designers are releasing their own versions of the doll. Louboutin is releasing a triad of dolls, each of which will wear a Barbie-sized version of his famous footwear – once they have had ankle-surgery to make them fit. As if anybody could care either way!

For some unfathomable reason, this nonsense even made the news, in which a certified plastic surgeon declared that Barbie’s calves don’t have a full-enough curve to them. That’s right kids; even if you look like Barbie, you’re just not pretty enough. It’s on the news – it must be true!

Well hooray for us and our constant desire to mess with our heads and the heads of those around us (not to mention their legs!)