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Not So Sexy…

Has anybody else noticed the wonderful new recent trend for fetish footwear? I don’t know how any shoe-lover could have missed the abundance of straps, crazy heels and metallic bits in the modern style; even J K Rowling has bought into it! (Though that doesn’t surprise me…) As a lover of both witches and sexy shoes, I was thrilled to see her strutting around in the style of the season at the Half Blood Prince Premier!

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However, ever since Christian Louboutin’s Differas hit the market this season, there has been a steady surge of saucy shoes; until now you can pick up a rip-off style in just about any old shoe shop! I thought this would be a good thing for me, seeing as how I love the whole bondage-style shoe thing; but it turns out that it just isn’t working for me. You see, mass produced extreme-sexy shoes are effectively missing the entire point of saucy footwear. Sexy shoes shouldn’t be commonplace, everyday sightings – they should be reserved for special occasions! It’s not that classiness demands that they are designer shoes costing £800 (yes, JK paid around that much for hers) but, when it comes to kinkiness – cheap and cheerful just doesn’t turn me on.

In my opinion, part of the allure of sexy footwear is the extravagance; the decadence is all part of the pleasure! Expensive sexy shoes focus on pure gratification, communicating that pleasure is of utmost importance; cheap knockoffs from Shoe Express communicate that, whilst pleasure is a good thing, you’ve still got the kids and the mortgage to worry about as well.

My conclusion? This new trend of shoes says a lot about you; truly naughty people buy truly naughty shoes. Cheap, wannabe-naughty-because-it’s-fashionable people buy cheap, wannabe naughty shoes – and it shows.